Are you ready for the hijinks and zaniness known as Chris ‘BOTD’? Not only does this guy crush the market like the claw of Borat with his uber-aggressive style, but he will have you on the floor rolling with laughter (you know, the ol’ ROFL) with the manner in which he creatively brings you his picks….BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! We is thrilled to have him.

Yeah, we signed him while he was on his cell phone outside a Major League Baseball winter meeting, thus the above headline.

Get ready for a bevy of famous BOTD quotes:

• “hmmmm….”
• “GO TEAM!”
• “Faith in Floyd!”
• “Spread the Board”
• “PUTS of POWER”
• “BUY the BUZZER!”
• “too much, too quick”
• “don’t CHASE johnny”
• “Have you seen my ass?”
• “CALLS of CONFIDENCE!”
• “right on the idea, wrong on the trade”
• “Teamwork makes the DREAM work!”

And the now legendary graphics: The first one as the market was melting lower inching towards oblivion. “Get Short, Stay Short”. Then, his “O” bottom call, as the market shook off the kryptonite of the absolutely retarded bears who were looking for more after 8,000 points of carnage. Yeah, you know the asswipes I’m talking about: Da’ Bears!

Welcome, Sir BOTD! We can’t wait for the insanity to start. The legend of www.buyonthedip.com is here!